The Too Smartphone


I am not a morning person. My alarm setting is, to quote the good Captain Barbossa in Pirates of the Caribbean--a 'guideline.' It is a suggestion to stumble from my bed in 1-2 hours.
However, lately I have noted a conspiracy between my smartphone and my bladder. They have recently synchronized and now I am compelled to rise at the alarm's command. 
My solution? Since I cannot live without my bladder, then the smartphone--who obviously has got too smart, has to go.


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